Mud Problem

"This one?", said Rainbow.

"Yes, that one.", said Posie, "That's my favorite sweater."

"Oh no!", Rainbow exclaimed as she fell upon the sweater. This wouldn't have been so bad, if they weren't walking in their mud room, and the sweater hadn't spoolshed onto the mud.

The mud flew up and *PLOOSH* it hit Posie in the nose. Then Posie fell back and slid into Rainbow, who fell *KERPLOOSH* again onto the mud. This send a geyser of mud into the air, where it arced out of the apartment and onto the branch outside.

This wouldn't have been a big deal if swingy the monkey hadn't just jumped from a vine onto the branch, hitting it just on the mud spot.

"Oh no!", he screeched as he fell head over heels to the ground. THUD he went and then this scared a passing Elephant so badly that he elephant jumped!

Now when an elephant jumps, many things shake. And so fingers, ant and floppity hoppity bunny all fell. Fingers fell into a bowl of molasses! Ant fell onto a plate with cake on it! And do you know where the bunny landed?

Can you guess?

In the carrot field. It was very convenient. All three had very tasty lunches.

The End!

The Great Sandwich Swap

One day, Rainbow, Posie, Elephant, Flappy and Floppity hoppity Bunny were very hungry. They decided that the answer to their problem was: Sandwiches.

They called up their local deli and each asked for a sandwich. Unfortunately, they forgot to tell them which sandwich was for whom. So...

Right as they were getting incredibly hungry. Almost, to the point where they were considering making soup from their dirty shoes,The sandwiches arrived.

Each one of them was in such a hurry that, as hungry animals will do, they grabbed a sandwich and ran back to thier private rooms.

As Bunny opened her sandwich and chomped down, she said "YUCK!" when she saw it was filled with acorns. She -hated- acorns. She loved carrots. But do you know who -loved- acorns? Elephant. But he didn't like acorns, he liked big huge sandwiches full of peanuts. But, do you know what he got?

A sandwich, a teeny weeny little sandwich that was filled, simply, filled with bugs!

"Ew!", said Elephant upon seeing the beetle covered, roach infested, moth attracting bug sandwich. "Where did my peanut sandwich go!"

Well, as you might imagine, a little teeny kitty cat, has a pretty hard time dragging an -enormous- peanut sandwich, through the forest, up the tree and into her room. Rainbow, tried to bite into the 4 foot by 4 foot by 1 foot sandwich, to no avail.

"This is the biggest sandwich ever!", she said,"And it smells like peanuts! Not Fish!"

She was right because right at that moment, a screecy, bat named flappy hollared out "Ewwwwwwwwww! I really really dislike fish!"

And at the same time, Posie said "Ewwwwwwwwwww who ordered a carrot sandwich?"

And that's when they realized, that indeed, the sandwiches had gotten switched.

So they all went back to the clearing and when they went to swap sandwiches, flying from high in trees came an enormous peanut sandwich.

*woooooosh* *plop*

It hit the ground, sending peanuts -everywhere-. As you might expect this caused the kitties and elephant and Flappy to trip and fall and -their- sandwiches went flying.

*kerplop* *kersplat* *kerplosh* they went into everything.

And that, my friends, was a huge mess.

As they cleaned up, the called the deli back up and had new sandwiches delivered. And this time, they checked them first.

The End.

Rainbow, Posie and Koto visit the Rubber Ball and Fan Store

Did I ever tell you about the time that Rainbow, Floppity Hoppity Bunny and Posie went to the Fan and Rubber Ball store?

Well, it was something else, I tell you what.


You see, Rainbow was getting hot. It was summer in the forest and the sun was beating down on the tree that Rainbow and Posie called home.

"Is there nothing that will cool us down?", said Rainbow.

"Well", said Posie, "We could go to the Fan store and see what they have."

"That's a good idea."

And right as Rainbow said that, there was a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", called out Posie.

"ME!", said Floppity Hoppity Bunny.

"Ah, good! Come in!", Posie said.

Floppity Hoppity Bunny opened the door and came in, "Hi Everyone!", she said," What are you doing today?"

"Well,", said Posie,"We were planning on going to the Fan store"

"Oh, great. I could use some rubber balls."

"Rubber Balls?", said Posie.

"Yes, that same store sells rubber balls. All kinds!", said Floppity Hoppity Bunny.

"Great! Let's go!", said Rainbow.

And so they went. They walked down to town and found the store.

They walked into the store and Rainbow said, "Hi, we'd like to see your fans."

There were big fans, little fans, fast fans, safe fans, and all the rest. Thier little kitty Koto was with them in their basket and simply loved the feel of all those fans over her fur.

"And I need to....oh there they are!", Floppity Hoppity Bunny said, walking to the display of Rubber Balls.

You might be able to figure out what happened next. You see, Floppity Hoppity Bunny was so excited that she miscalculated her jump and jumped right onto the display of balls, sending balls flying everywhere!

Well, some of those balls hits the fans and bonced and those balls hit more displays of balls and those balls bounced everywhere too.

Soon there were balls bouncing off of every surface. The walls, the floor, the cieling, even Rainbow, Posie, Koto and Floppity Hoppity Bunny!

It was a big mess, but do you know how the storekeeper stopped all those balls from bouncing.

Well, I'll tell you.

She decided to pull the plug on the whole store. Flipping a very big switch on the wall, all of the fans stopped turning. And since the fans didn't turn, the balls slowly but surely came to rest on the ground.

And, you might imagine, Rainbow, Posie and Floppity Hoppity Bunny helped clean up. Koto, well, she just slept.

The End.