Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Rainbow and Posie play Tennis

One day, Rainbow and Posie decided that they wanted to go on a hike. They climbed down thier tree, and walked to the stream. They changed thier mind though, when they saw how very scary the clouds looked.

"Wow! Those clouds are quite dark and ominous, aren't they", said Posie.

"Yes, they are, maybe we shouldn't go on a hike today. Maybe, we should go to the indoor tennis courts and play some tennis."

"That's a good idea! Let's go.", said Posie.

So they did, they ran as fast as they could to the tennis court so that they wouldn't get wet.

They got to the court, just in time. The storm has just begun.

As they waited for a court, things outside got darker and dark, finally rain started falling in earnest. And lightning lit up the sky. And thunder *BOOMED* scaring Rainbow a -lot-, and when rainbow was scared, do you know what happened?

She jumped as high as she could and sadly, landed on Posie's head, then she fell against the display of tennis balls. The tennis balls started to roll off the pyramid of balls and fall to the ground and as quick as they could ,they picked up the balls and made the pyramid again, which a good thing.

It was good because just then the shopkeeper came in and said "Oh thanks for tidying up my pyramid of tennis balls."

So after that, they played thier game until the storm ended. And then they went home.

The End.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Rainbow, Posie and Koto visit the Rubber Ball and Fan Store

Did I ever tell you about the time that Rainbow, Floppity Hoppity Bunny and Posie went to the Fan and Rubber Ball store?

Well, it was something else, I tell you what.


You see, Rainbow was getting hot. It was summer in the forest and the sun was beating down on the tree that Rainbow and Posie called home.

"Is there nothing that will cool us down?", said Rainbow.

"Well", said Posie, "We could go to the Fan store and see what they have."

"That's a good idea."

And right as Rainbow said that, there was a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", called out Posie.

"ME!", said Floppity Hoppity Bunny.

"Ah, good! Come in!", Posie said.

Floppity Hoppity Bunny opened the door and came in, "Hi Everyone!", she said," What are you doing today?"

"Well,", said Posie,"We were planning on going to the Fan store"

"Oh, great. I could use some rubber balls."

"Rubber Balls?", said Posie.

"Yes, that same store sells rubber balls. All kinds!", said Floppity Hoppity Bunny.

"Great! Let's go!", said Rainbow.

And so they went. They walked down to town and found the store.

They walked into the store and Rainbow said, "Hi, we'd like to see your fans."

There were big fans, little fans, fast fans, safe fans, and all the rest. Thier little kitty Koto was with them in their basket and simply loved the feel of all those fans over her fur.

"And I need to....oh there they are!", Floppity Hoppity Bunny said, walking to the display of Rubber Balls.

You might be able to figure out what happened next. You see, Floppity Hoppity Bunny was so excited that she miscalculated her jump and jumped right onto the display of balls, sending balls flying everywhere!

Well, some of those balls hits the fans and bonced and those balls hit more displays of balls and those balls bounced everywhere too.

Soon there were balls bouncing off of every surface. The walls, the floor, the cieling, even Rainbow, Posie, Koto and Floppity Hoppity Bunny!

It was a big mess, but do you know how the storekeeper stopped all those balls from bouncing.

Well, I'll tell you.

She decided to pull the plug on the whole store. Flipping a very big switch on the wall, all of the fans stopped turning. And since the fans didn't turn, the balls slowly but surely came to rest on the ground.

And, you might imagine, Rainbow, Posie and Floppity Hoppity Bunny helped clean up. Koto, well, she just slept.

The End.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Raibbow and Posie go Paragliding.

Rainbow and Posie were -not- Birds. They were cats. Cats are sleek, sweet, soft, cozy and in this very important way, they had no wings. So you can see, they were -not- birds.

So why, I ask you, was Rainbow and Posie flying through the air, with huge wings above them? How did they get there? Were they going to be okay?

Well, let's take a step back in time. Earlier that morning, Rainbow and Posie were awoken by the trill of a bird. A loud bird. Rainbow asked the bird, "Why did you wake us up? We were sleeping!"

"Oh yes, we know, we just love flying so much that we have to sing about it.", said the Blue bird, who was very blue today.

"Well, what's so great about flying?", asked Posie.

"What's so great about flying?", said the bird.

"Yes!", said Rainbow, "What's so great about flying!?"

"Well, you'll have to see for yourself.", said the bird.

"Well, I don't think that's going to happen.", said Posie, "I've have not any wings, nor does Rainbow."

"Yes, but you can get them. Call up barry in town and he can teach you how to paraglide."

"Paraglide?", said Rainbow,"What's that?"

"Well, it's a big, steerable, winged, parachute. It's so much fun, almost as fun as flying the way we do.", said the Bird, who flew away.

Rainbow and Posie winked at each other and decided to try out paragliding. So they walked to town, found Barry and got some simple safety lessons, so they wouldn't fall.

So, the next day. Rainbow and Posie were with a fellow, attached each to one paraglider person and in the air before they knew it. It was, indeed, something to sing about.

The End.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Ranbow and Posie Learn to Fly

Rainbow and Posie were -not- Birds. They were cats. Cats are sleek, sweet, soft, cozy and in this very important way, they had no wings. So you can see, they were -not- birds.

So why, I ask you, was Rainbow and Posie flying through the air, with huge wings above them? How did they get there? Were they going to be okay?

Well, let's take a step back in time. Earlier that morning, Rainbow and Posie were awoken by the trill of a bird. A loud bird. Rainbow asked the bird, "Why did you wake us up? We were sleeping!"

"Oh yes, we know, we just love flying so much that we have to sing about it.", said the Blue bird, who was very blue today.

"Well, what's so great about flying?", asked Posie.

"What's so great about flying?", said the bird.

"Yes!", said Rainbow, "What's so great about flying!?"

"Well, you'll have to see for yourself.", said the bird.

"Well, I don't think that's going to happen.", said Posie, "I've have not any wings, nor does Rainbow."

"Yes, but you can get them. Call up barry in town and he can teach you how to paraglide."

"Paraglide?", said Rainbow,"What's that?"

"Well, it's a big, steerable, winged, parachute. It's so much fun, almost as fun as flying the way we do.", said the Bird, who flew away.

Rainbow and Posie winked at each other and decided to try out paragliding. So they walked to town, found Barry and got some simple safety lessons, so they wouldn't fall.

So, the next day. Rainbow and Posie were with a fellow, attached each to one paraglider person and in the air before they knew it. It was, indeed, something to sing about.

The End.

Friday, July 20, 2007

The Bookshelf was a Disaster!

Posie's bookshelf was a disaster.

Normally, it was quite tidy and neat, with one shelf for soft cover books. One shelf for golden books. One shelf for special books and one shelf for magazines.

But, that was not how it was today. It was ....a.....disaster.

Not the ordinary, run of the mill disaster, oh no, it was a total disaster. First off, half the books were not even on the shelf. They were on the couch, the bed, the floor, the table and Posie was very frustrated.

She knew Rainbow was to blame. She had left that morning and everything was in tip-top ship-shape . Now, she comes home and it was a -----disaster----.

What was she to do. Well, she knew that she had to talk to Rainbow about it.

Luckily, the door opened and through it, at just that moment, came Rainbow.

"Rainbow!", said Posie.

"Yes, wow! What a disaster!"

"Yes, I wanted to speak with you about that, Rainbow.", said Posie.

"What about?", said Rainbow.

"Did you make this mess?", said Posie.

"Goodness no! This is not just a mess, it's a disaster and I'd maybe make it a little untidy, but this ....well...this is just toooo much for me."

"Well, who did it then?", said Posie.

"Well, we did let elephant have a key. Maybe we should go ask him.", said Rainbow.

At that moment, there was an enormous crash from the bathroom!

Out came Elephant! Who had just used the bathroom, and do you know what Elephant said?

"What a disaster!", said Elephant!

"What!", said Rainbow.

"What!", said Posie," We thought that maybe you had done this."

"Oh no, I just stopped by to use your bathroom", said Elephant, "and it was fine when I got into the bathroom, and now...well...now it's a disaster!"

"Yes, but....", and that is when Rainbow, with her terrific, catlike sense of hearing heard.... flllluf....which as you know is the sound of a page being turned.

"Who was that!", said Rainbow and Posie.

"Just me! Sea otter!", said sea otter.

Now, not many know this, but sea otters love to read. And they read very fast and very very messily.

"Don't worry!", said sea otter, as a book bounced against rainbows nose, "That was a good book! I'll clean up when I'm done reading!" and another book went ....*bonk* against Posie's head and then two bounced off elephants ears, then another against his trunk. It was like a crazy book reading machine, sea otter was....

Indeed, sea otter did help to clean up though. And that, is , the end...

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Nutsy Goes to the Doctor

One day, Nutsy decided that he wasn't having a very good day. He had woken up and he felt terrible. Creaky. Coughy. Sleepy. He hadn't slept well at all. In fact the other squirrels had kicked him out of the bedroom into the front room so his noisiness wouldn't keep them awake.

He decided it was time to go to the Doctors. So, he caught a passing elephant (who said "Hi Nutsy!") and Elephant dropped him off at the Doctors near the hospital.

After filling out his name on a list, he waited for a little while and was called into a small room. A nurse was there and he said "Please tell me how you feel?"

Nutsy described how he felt: Awful. He described in minute detail the problems he'd been having sleeping and such. The nurse said that was a shame and the doctor would be in to see him soon.

So, Nutsy waited, reading an old magazine for kids and squirrels. If was called "Acorn" magazine. Insider it had games and puzzles and mazes and stories. It was a good magazine, and Nutsy was considering subscribing when the doctor came in.

The doctor took our her stethoscope and placed it on Nutsy's heart and asked him to breathe in deeply. He did. The doctor said, "Well, it sounds like you have a cold. Please go home and drink some chicken soup and sleep some and check yourself again. Keep sleeping and drinking a lot of fluids and you'll be right as rain before you know it."

So, he did. And he felt, in only a few days, terrific.

The End.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Elephant Learns to Juggle

One day, Elephant decided that he wanted to learn how to juggle. He only knew one person who knew how to Juggle. Do you know who that is?

That's right. Sea Otter. She is a fantastic juggler. She manages to juggle all kinds of things at once, even using her flippy, floppy tail to help out.

So Elephant set out to find Sea Otter to see if she would teach Elephant how to Juggle.

As Elephant walked along the stream, he called out "Sea otter! Sea otter! Are you there?"

And eventually, Sea Otter said "Yes, I'm here. What can I do for you Elephant?"

"Well, I need to learn how to juggle and you are the best juggler I know."

"Well, I'm pretty good, but you should meet my friend, the eggman. "

"The eggman?"

"Yes, the eggman. He can juggle eggs, big boxes of powdered sugar, honey and cats all at the same time."

"Cats!"

"Yes, he's very good at this and is a great teacher. However, he will only teach you if you loan him some cats to juggle for a day."

"Well, I guess I need to go find Rainbow and Posie.", said Elephant.

So elephant went and found Rainbow and Posie, who were at home.

"Rainbow, Posie?", said Elephant, "I have a favor to ask of you."

"What is it Elephant?"

"Well, you see, I'm interested in learning how to juggle."

"Oh no! Not the eggman! We've heard about him!"

"Yes, what do you say? Are you game."

"Well," Rainbow said with a sigh, "I guess it would be okay. Because we used to work for him , and being juggled is actually kind of fun."

"Oh, okay, let's go then.", said Elephant.

So they did, they went into town when Eggman had a juggling school.

"Welcome to my juggling school!", said Eggman. "I'm just finishing up my class."

Elephant looked over Eggman's shoulder to see a class of 5 or 6 animals juggling different things. Like eggs, glasses, christmas ornaments, porcelain dolls, and more.

"Wow! You look like you could really teach!"

"Yes, I'm the best. But I have a price......RAINBOW! POSIE! Did you come to be juggled?"

"Yes, we did, for our friend Elephant."

"Cool! Let's juggle."

Now, what's funny is not that he wanted to juggle cats. Which is not what he likes to do. He likes to juggle -with- cats. With everyone juggling. You see, cats are natural jugglers, and able to juggle from birth and they can juggle on their tails and ears and bottoms and everywhere.

So that's what they did, the juggled a lot. They juggled together, passing things back and forth between each other.

Then, elephant tried to juggle too. He hopped in between a very complicated egg, honey, candy and bowling pin juggle.

*BOOM* *CRASH* *KERPLOOSH!*

Elephant, Rainbow, Eggman and Posie were -covered- in honey, candy, powdered sugar and flour. It was a huge mess and took -forever- to clean up.

It was quite a mess, but with time, Elephant became a very good juggler.

The End.